NEW! Boring survey with an even more boring twist!
Saw this survey in Kira's blog and decided i'd do it, but with a twist. Instead of talking about NOW, it'll be about things that will be. FUTURE SURVEY OH SO FUN! Enjoy.


Name four bad habits you will have:
1) addicted to super crack. the crack of the future!
2) nail biting
3) addicted to ultra-realistic interactive 3-d porn
4) sleep too much

Name four scents you will love:
1) lack of o'zone
2) mars. it smells like cinnamon
3) cinnamon. it smells like mars
4) acid rain. i liked regular rain more, but that's gone now :'(

Name your top four TV shows of 2050:
1) Friends, the 400th season. yes, they brought it back.
2) The Simpsons (still airing...)
3) The Haley Joel Osment Show.
4) Becker

Name your top four movies of the future day:
1) Terminator - The True Story (a documentary)
2) Star Wars 3242321245
3) Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (i started watching it 45 years ago, just finished)
4) Rugrats go to a stripclub. They're so grown up now!

Name four people that know you will the best:
1) Frank
2) Bob
3) Julie
4) Melissa
I don't know them yet, but i will.

Name four things you will be thinking about:
1) where are my pants?
2) who put my pants in the fridge?
3) why is there a slice of pizza in my closet?
4) why am i wearing a leaf of lettuce as a shirt?
in that order. the future is a crazy place!

Name four things that you will have done:
1) travelled to mars. sniffed it
2) avoided the robot invaders
3) talked to god. yes, he came back in 2035
4) cast down to hell. god doesn't like it when you call him a wuss :(

Name four drinks you will regularly drink:
1) Coca Cola xTreme Cherry Crystal Clear Flavor
2) Surgeon Pepper. he got a promotion
3) Mrs. Pibb. sex change operation
4) Molk. cows are different in the future...

Last song you will have sung:
One of the classics: Britney Spears - Baby One More Time

Last person you will have hugged:
Hugging isn't allowed. it spreads what we call "MLTSTDs" (might lead to sex/sexually transmitted diseases)

Last thing you will have laughed at:
a duck

Last time you will have said 'I Love You' and meant it:
we aren't allowed to say that, either. see post above about MLTSTDs

Last time you will have cried:
when my pet robot dog died :( rip sparky

What's will be in your CD player:
cd player...?

What color socks will you be wearing:
Tentle. my favorite man made color

What's will be under your bed:
i sleep in hyperbaric chamber

What time will you woken up today (today being in the future =-o):
umm. 8?

Current favorite taste, of the future:
mars. tastes like cinnamon

Current future hair:
bald? i'll be old by then

Current future clothes:
awesome super reflective clothes like the type that people in the 80s thought people in the 00s would be wearing.

Current future annoyance:
this survey. it's too long

Current future longing:
survey. it's so long it's longing

Current future desktop picture:
SAD PANDA! this one is actually true for today but i'll have it in the future because i'm an egomaniac

Current future worry:
what would they worry about in the future?

Current future favorite physical feature of the opposite sex:
that thing next to the other thing that they use to do that other thing. you know ;-)


FINALLY OVER. what will your future be like?