Long post coming up. Cool Squad has just applied for sponsorship!
What is the title of your organization or event? Cool Squad
Describe what your organization or event is all about. What is its goal? Our organization is about being cool and eradicating vikings from the globe.
Describe the background/history of your organization or event. It all began when Cory and I (co-founder of Cool Squad) were writing our now infamous "Hobo Paper." An essay in which we place ourselves in the feet of two homeless men and battle against the average every day hobo-hardships. Such as getting kicked in the face by female soccer players and being told by our parents that we can't have any more sleepovers. During the writing of this amazing chronicling of hobo-life we discovered that we were immensely cool, so cool that we needed a club to celebrate it. We created cool squad and invited only one more person to join, the super cool Megan (who is a girl, thus completing what we like to call "The Triad of Coolness").
Describe the venue(s) holding your organization's event or activity. (Restaurant, Bar, Stadium, other?) The venue we hold our events at is not only very popular, but it has free all-you-can-play Pac-Man too! We meet at the Nickel-Arcade and occasionally share in consuming pizza. We also have been meaning to start up a tradition of Monday ice cream socials at the local frozen yogurt shoppe.
Does your organization/event have a website? If so, what is the address? We have yet to find a web provider with enough bandwidth for our cool. So, no.
Does your group have any other sponsors? If so, whom? No sponsors, nor have we wanted any in the past. However, we feel that Adult Swim has that certain panache and pizzazz that would make it the perfect sponsor for us.
The Unofficial Sponsorship kit includes a banner, team t-shirts, buttons, air-fresheners and other small give-aways. How would your organization use the Unofficial [adult swim] Sponsorship Kit? We would promote Adult Swim by showing everyone that even the members of the legendary cool squad approve of the programming.
The banner would be used as the soon to be legendary (hopefully) "Table Cloth of Cool" on which we would consume our delicious pizzas. We would use the pins as stickers and place them on our cars. Why can we do that? Because we are Cool Squad, that's why. The air fresheners would also go in our cars... because they smell. The T-shirts will be worn with pride. Cool pride. Citizens will be amazed that these demi-gods called cool squad not only watch adult swim, but support it enough by using its merchandise in ingenious ways. Excessive items from the Kit will be given to random hobos, for without them we wouldn't be here today. Think of them as walking billboards that smell like armpit, whiskey and week old baloney.
Along the course of our existence, [adult swim] may receive many calls from groups seeking sponsorship. Why should [adult swim] unofficially sponsor yours? The answer is in our name. You want to be cool, don't you?
Do you smell something sort of apricot-ish? Or is it just us? [*] Hmmm...it must be you. We don't smell anything over here...wait there it is...no no no that's a nectarine. Well...no, nectarine, definitley a nectarine.
*If you get this question wrong, you will be ineligible to receive the Unofficial [adult swim] Sponsorship Kit and we will hate you with the hate of an owl, which is the worst possible kind of hate.
do you think they'll sponsor us? :)
What is the title of your organization or event? Cool Squad
Describe what your organization or event is all about. What is its goal? Our organization is about being cool and eradicating vikings from the globe.
Describe the background/history of your organization or event. It all began when Cory and I (co-founder of Cool Squad) were writing our now infamous "Hobo Paper." An essay in which we place ourselves in the feet of two homeless men and battle against the average every day hobo-hardships. Such as getting kicked in the face by female soccer players and being told by our parents that we can't have any more sleepovers. During the writing of this amazing chronicling of hobo-life we discovered that we were immensely cool, so cool that we needed a club to celebrate it. We created cool squad and invited only one more person to join, the super cool Megan (who is a girl, thus completing what we like to call "The Triad of Coolness").
Describe the venue(s) holding your organization's event or activity. (Restaurant, Bar, Stadium, other?) The venue we hold our events at is not only very popular, but it has free all-you-can-play Pac-Man too! We meet at the Nickel-Arcade and occasionally share in consuming pizza. We also have been meaning to start up a tradition of Monday ice cream socials at the local frozen yogurt shoppe.
Does your organization/event have a website? If so, what is the address? We have yet to find a web provider with enough bandwidth for our cool. So, no.
Does your group have any other sponsors? If so, whom? No sponsors, nor have we wanted any in the past. However, we feel that Adult Swim has that certain panache and pizzazz that would make it the perfect sponsor for us.
The Unofficial Sponsorship kit includes a banner, team t-shirts, buttons, air-fresheners and other small give-aways. How would your organization use the Unofficial [adult swim] Sponsorship Kit? We would promote Adult Swim by showing everyone that even the members of the legendary cool squad approve of the programming.
The banner would be used as the soon to be legendary (hopefully) "Table Cloth of Cool" on which we would consume our delicious pizzas. We would use the pins as stickers and place them on our cars. Why can we do that? Because we are Cool Squad, that's why. The air fresheners would also go in our cars... because they smell. The T-shirts will be worn with pride. Cool pride. Citizens will be amazed that these demi-gods called cool squad not only watch adult swim, but support it enough by using its merchandise in ingenious ways. Excessive items from the Kit will be given to random hobos, for without them we wouldn't be here today. Think of them as walking billboards that smell like armpit, whiskey and week old baloney.
Along the course of our existence, [adult swim] may receive many calls from groups seeking sponsorship. Why should [adult swim] unofficially sponsor yours? The answer is in our name. You want to be cool, don't you?
Do you smell something sort of apricot-ish? Or is it just us? [*] Hmmm...it must be you. We don't smell anything over here...wait there it is...no no no that's a nectarine. Well...no, nectarine, definitley a nectarine.
*If you get this question wrong, you will be ineligible to receive the Unofficial [adult swim] Sponsorship Kit and we will hate you with the hate of an owl, which is the worst possible kind of hate.
do you think they'll sponsor us? :)
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