Daniel Sexsmith: Maker of Sex

Saturday, May 07, 2005

ANOTHER birthday post: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGAN!

i'll see you tomorrow :-o... er, later today

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Have you ever just had a really strange (strange as in weird, not strange as in creepy) thought flash in your head and then fade away. But then about two seconds later you remember the thought and it is one of the most ridiculous things ever?

Earlier today, when I was getting ready for class, I was looking for some socks to put on. My socks are usually in my room upstairs, but I didn't feel like going upstairs and I figured there had to be a pair laying around. So I looked for a bit, no pair. Then I looked in the bathroom and saw a roll of toilet paper and thought to myself "I can just wrap my feet in toilet paper, that will be like socks."

Just think about that for a bit. I actually thought about wrapping my feet in toilet paper as a substitute for socks. HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK? And can you imagine how silly that would look? strange strange strange.

Monday, May 02, 2005

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY, KATIE!

what're you going to do first?

Sunday, May 01, 2005


Its the shirt! about time i blogged it eh? 

A Brief Post


of the boxer variety


Something weird has been going on lately. I've been putting my underwear on BACKWARDS (on accident of course) for the past few days. Of course I fix it when I realize there's something wrong, which usually doesn't take too long because something just doesn't feel right when it happens. What do you think it could mean?

Side note: i've decided to start using titles for most of my posts followed by a "witty" subtitle, you like?