AHHHHHHH! The bees are back! you remember the bees, right? DAMN YOU CHIMNEY BEES. i hate bees. someone come over and get them for me. i hate bees so much :(
Saturday, June 04, 2005
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Sunday, May 29, 2005

As some of you may already know I've started a little comic strip that is called "The Staring Contest." Basically it's two guys, Gunter and Toby, who stare at eachother. A lot. Do they have a secret crush on eachother? Are they both big time narcissists and like seeing themselves in the reflections of the other's eyes? Or are they just two guys that are as bored as I am? Who knows! One thing is known, though, they are damn hilarious. Just check out these reviews:
"Cool." - Pat
"I love the Staring Contest." - Alana
"You are a comedy genius." - Tyler
"It is probably the greatest thing i've ever done." - Daniel
"The rip-roaring ass-clenching action flick of this summer!" - Entertainment Weekly
and everything needs to have its critics:
I'm pretty sure one of those reviews is fake. But I've just gotten so many accolades that I've lost track. If you haven't yet seen the any of The Staring Contest, let me know and I'll show you some! I guarantee you'll laugh.*
*guarantee not guaranteed, especially if you're a nihilist.

